Animated Person Funny Face Donald Trump Animated Stars Wars Stuff
A failed comedy.
The special effects of space ships and so on were actually quite decent. The Trump clone voice was good enough too. It's meant to be satire but lacks imagination.
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Watch it or not, it now exists in the world.
I was laughing during the majority of this film, not because it's smart or witty it's just absurdly bad. Not bad like being stabbed but bad how drinking a litre of cheap vodka is bad.
It feels like a film made by a generation of people who watch vines and tiktok with the budget of both (not much)
I'm pretty sure not a single CGI model was paid for and some directly stolen. The "film" Is terrible, but it's funny it exists.
If you decide to watch it try watching it with other people, sitting through all 1 hour 10 minutes of this alone sounds quite the depressing night.
Bonus - The trump voice actor is acceptable.
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Kept waiting for the funny... It never showed up.
I was really hoping for something funny, witty.... anything!
This "movie" was a jumbled bunch of badly replayed animations, a lot of poorly voiced dialog and almost no Trump. What you get instead is a few Green aliens (one being Aleistar Crowley?!), the voice of Anubis, a space Gorilla, and a couple of generic space cowboys "a la leftover Halo".
The poorly voiced over Trump is hardly even in this to either make fun of OR defend. Save your time and eye rolling and look elsewhere for entertainment. Or for those of you with Trump derangement syndrome, go back to finding things to be offended by. This won't entertain either side.
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this is unreal!
Don't trust the credits, I'm fairly sure the guy who did this was alone, and not all there at the same time. Well what can I say, this movie is obviously a troll, maybe even a portfolio for renderings with a bunch of voice over, and there's no way you can get interested in the story when everything just looks like a bunch of trolls on fortnite who unlocked all the animations, everything's too caricatural . Watch it if you're a film student though, you can learn from it, or watch it if you're a bad film maker and need your ego to be pumped up
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Yeah, you shouldn't really bother with this one...
Granted, I wasn't really expecting much from an animated CGI movie with a title such as "Trump vs the Illuminati". But still, with the chance to sit down and watch it, I did so. After all, it could just happen that this was going to be a hilarious spoof or something.
Well, it was something, alright...
Let's just get down to business. "Trump vs the Illuminati" was bad. Painstakingly and irrevocably bad.
The storyline was just atrocious, and I wonder how the writer and director managed to came up with something as abysmal and idiotic such as this. I mean, this was just downright bad. And not in a way that it was so bad it was actually fun to watch. No, this was just bad.
The CGI was rigid and wooden, looking like something from an early 2000s computer game. Sure, there were some interesting details and some of the space suits were actually interesting, but the majority of the textures and characters were just horrible to look at.
And then let's talk about the voice acting. Well, for an animated CGI movie, I am sure that we can agree upon the fact that having a good ensemble of talents to do the voices is alpha and omega, right? Right. Well, hold your horses, because the people behind the dubiously animated characters had for the most part annoying voices and delivered their lines without emotion. It was the stuff that would give you a splitting headache. And the guy that did Trump's voice was pretty far off from being an imitation of Trump's mannerisms of speech and such for the most part.
"Trump vs the Illuminati" is a CGI animated movie that you should give a wide berth. Some of us suffered through this ordeal in parts or in whole, so you don't have to waste your time, money or effort.
My rating of this 2020 CGI animated movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars. It was boring, uneventful, had outdated CGI animations and were just downright ludicrous to sit through.
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A really bad 'Blender' demo reel, with zero story and zero humour...
What more needs to be said? CGI created with Blender or the like, (but obvious;y with so little facilities available that almost every scene is comprised of cycling short animations, with jump-backs that really jar. (Witness an astronaut - with motionless arms - start at one end of a corridor, glide painfully slowly down the corridor - remaining motionless bar the glide - and suddenly jump back to the start of the corridor again, or DJT conversing with said astronaut and being in 4-5 separate locations whilst doing do! Ahhh!! At no point do the animators dare to tackle a human face, apart from vague impressions of DJT's clownish boat-race through his visor. He is never seen outside of his space-suit. (Although it is a spookily familiar shade of orange...) After 15 minutes of the most banal attempts at story and humour, I started skipping a couple of minutes at a time and quickly realised I was doing myself a favour, as I witnessed aliens, wheelchair bound Lucifer, werewolves, Alastair Crowley, Van Helsing, Dr. Jeckyll, Ra, Anubis and Joseph freaking Stalin! If I had forced myself to watch it all, I think I might have stabbed myself in the eye with shards of my melted laptop. One star for the attempt and one star for the song over the closing credits, 'Another Witch-hunt'. Avoid it. Seriously.
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Trump is way more ridiculous than this movie
This movie was always going to fail in one obvious way: it's not possible to spoof Donald Trump. Nothing could be as ridiculous, absurd, bizarre, strange, repulsive and laughable as the big orange man himself.
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Reminded me of simpler days.
This actually reminded me of the old radio plays, in this case a bit of Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy. You can forget the visuals. These are fun and competently made, but not the level of realism movie audiences expect today. Not that any of the high-octane action junkies criticizing this visual radio play could do any better I wager.
The story has that radio pace and the effects have that radio place feel. The images really are secondary and with your eyes closed, you actually do not miss much if anything.
It found it quite amusing.
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Explains everything...
Warning: Spoilers
Except important information. Why is Dubai the portal to Hell? What did the Illuminati do? Why is Bigfoot in this? What the heck are all those characters at the end? Why is Bigfoot called Foot?
If you want to do a drinking game, Sip whenever anyone says Donald or Trump.
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Expected zany, got BORING instead
Should have been called "Trump's *Voice* vs the Illuminati." Could just as well have been "Buggs Bunny vs the Illuminati" for all the difference it would have made. The creator took a cute idea, and... basically did nothing with it for an hour and ten minutes.
It immediately starts out with some looong and boring exposition, and... never really gets off the ground from there. Most of the scenes consist of a simple back-and-forth between mostly static shots, with not much of anything happening. A series of still panels would have done the job just as well. The animation itself is a strange mixture of competent and lazy (eg. The near absence of human faces).
Thin on humor and ideas. Could possibly have made a mildly entertaining ten or fifteen minute short, but sitting thru over an hour of this stuff is just plain coma-inducing.
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Price of defeat is extinction
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This is some bad 3D animation with a worse script. It is 1,000 years in the future. the Earth is a waste land. Trump was cloned by the Chinese with large hands and can live forever. He escaped to Mars where the Atlantian forces enlist him to meet his destiny fighting against Aleister Crowley lead Illuminati/ Satanic forces.
Yes. It is as stupid and bad as it sounds. There are some zings taken at Trump. Not worth it.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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Joke's on them
It sounds as if Trump vs the Illuminati was created specifically to annoy actual Trumpezoids. Anyone else who watches this deserves the migraine. Also just crapitalizing on the moment.
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Couldnt make it 5 min in.
Was impossible to get though 5 min of this move. This is the single most idiotic film I have seen. It made films like; Laserblast (1978), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Ankle Biters (2002) look like Oscar contenders by comparison.
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A Masterclass in Filmmaking: Great Cinema Returns!!!
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This is one of the finest films I have ever seen in my life. The amazing CGI aliens will have you reminiscing about Spielberg, Kubrick, etc. The realism of the dialogue and script are on par with some of Scorsese's earliest work. I thought this would suck from the silly title, but man was I in for a real treat! You will not be disappointed by this movie. If you like sitting around for over an hour watching something your kid brother recorded for his Film Lit project in middle school, you will absolutely love this film. Trump in an astronaut space suit, fighting CGI alien gods in 2D slow motion is what I call classic cinema. The landscapes are breathtaking, and the angles and cameos remind me of Hitchcock. This movie will have you wondering what drugs they were on when someone decided to waste so much time on such a project. This is almost as good as Skeleton Man or Plan 9 from Outer Space, but it can't quite achieve that level. I look forward to the creators' next project--- Dung Heaps versus Sharknado Leprechauns meet the Walking Dead. Fingers crossed that it can meet or exceed this movie.
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An enjoyable animated sci-fi parody/satire
I found this to be an enjoyable animated sci-fi parody/satire. Cool visuals and some well-written, fun, intentionally over-the-top dialog as well. The Trump in this movie is much more likable than the real .I give this an 8/10.
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Deliriously unpredictable!
In today's troubling times, it's like a breath of fresh air to see these names from our haywire headlines spun into such an outrageous science fiction tale like Trump vs. The Illuminati. Yes, it's talky, but there are red herrings throughout, and the DJT impression is absolutely uproarious! Tip: it's not really Trump, but a Chinese clone gone rogue. This is like today's White House, Star Wars & Escape From New York all tossed in a blender on high. Put your knee jerks aside, pour a cold one and take the ride! Scifi madness x 100!
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Fantastically bad movie
Yes it's a bad movie. But it's so bad that it is comical. Over the top and cheesy. Everything about this movie was hilarious. I laughed the entire way through this very odd movie.
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Honest review
Legendary film. This film when I first saw this piece of art. The trailer.
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Independent CGI gets a homerun for T vs. I
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As a fan of animated shorts and feature films, I was skeptical of the title, but was interested enough to give the story a look. Yes, the story meandered like injected bleach or horse wormer through a desperate antivaxer, but that truly was part of the charm of this 70 minute feature. A lot of the CGI design was drawn from familiar sources like Stargate, The Martian and a handful of other recent releases. The circumstances were familiar, and without giving away the finale, the Devil and Trump finally meet on a familiar field of battle. The very meandering of the story is highly reminiscent of 45's inability to complete a task, much less a term. My only criticism of this film was using a safe haven like Mars, already exploited to exhaust in so many flicks, when they could have used Titan or even Pluto as the exiled lair of ol' 45. Language and sexually suggestive language does not make it child friendly... but it does keep the banter earthy and appropriate to the subject at hand.
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The Greatest Story Ever Told
Once seen, it can never be unseen. A life changing, brilliantly subtle message of hope for humanity and for our future. When one thinks of the phrase, "The Greatest Story Ever Told," this artwork will forever be its living definition once one has partaken of it. You can't watch this movie without being transformed.
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This was the best movie I've ever watched while bamboozled at a college party
I still feel high as a kite right now after watching this movie but I think this was actually real. But this was like such a great movie. Perfect animation, best voice acting I've ever heard, and omfg the story. It was so freaking good. And the movie was just so realistic. This movie is the best thing I've seen since tropic thunder and this movie even puts that to shame. 100% worth the money. Buy this now and this is prefect to watch with your family if you wife isn't sidetracked watching reality shows during all of it. 10/10 bruh.
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The greatest movie in cinema history!
The pure amount of busty dance move trump pulls alone makes this movie great. Even when he is trapped with no exit, he is able to just dance his way out of the situation, while still being capable of insulting the alien trying to help him! Fantastic.
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BEST MOVIE EVER
This was the best movie ever. I watched Blade Runner 2049 after this and damn this movie is so much better. I can never watch another movie again after this. I loved this movie so much, it cured my testicular cancer! I now have the courage to see my wife and kids again. I haven't seen them in five years. Time flies I guess. Thank you BC Fourteen (the director) and all of the cast! You changed my life! Watch this movie, you won't regret it!!!!
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horribly amazing. laughing the whole time from terribleness
The lucifer in a wheelchair without a penis really added some spice. Watch this movie with all of your friends and you will be so disturbed you wont be able to sleep. When you get to the dancing part, praise it. Praise the actor who played like half the characters. Praise the trump chinese clone. That has to be racist somehow.
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